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Hello? Cousin monty,

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how nice to hear from you.

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Here's Zelda.

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Hi, monty.

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Yes, we'll be home for
Christmas Eve. Why?

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[ No audio]

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You're kidding. I was sure
you'd have other plans.

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Of course you're always welcome.

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We'll spend the
holidays together.

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It's no trouble.

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We'll see you
tomorrow at 7:00, then.

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Ugh! You invited cousin monty?

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How could you?

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He's family.

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He shouldn't be alone

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for the holidays.

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But he's so annoying.

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Well, you should
have said something.

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Smile when you
say that, pardner.

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[ Humming]

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Hot mulled cider.

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Want some?

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Let me "mull" it over.

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Every Christmas that
gets a little less funny.

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I'll take more egg nog

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and this time don't skimp
on the Christmas cheer.

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No liquor for you, Salem.

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Your little kitty
liver can't handle it.

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Give me a break.

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You know I always get
depressed this time of year.

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Why?

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Well, for one thing

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I'm a cat.

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Come on, just try and
have a little Christmas spirit.

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♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la...

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♪ Feh.

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Now, that's enough.

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You don't have to enjoy
the Christmas season

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but you will not ruin
it for the rest of us.

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♪ Deck the halls
with boughs of Holly ♪

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Stupid cat!

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Salem, were you
in my closet again?

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Yeah. So?

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You ruined my favorite
Christmas sweater.

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Yeah. So?

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It meant a lot to me.

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Then you shouldn't have
hidden your diary under it.

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You were reading my diary again?

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Yes. It's duller
than dishwater...

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I told you a thousand
times, stay out of my stuff!

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Stop it, you two!

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It's Christmas Eve

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and I don't want
any more arguing.

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Salem, you owe Sabrina

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an apology.

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Now!

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I'm thinking of how to word it.

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Try "I'm sorry."

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Somehow that just
doesn't feel right.

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Forget it.

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I don't have time for this.

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I've got to meet
Harvey at the slicery.

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But now I've got to
change, thanks to you.

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Since you thanked me

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can I ask a favor?

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Excuse me, cat?

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You want a favor?

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Yeah, can I tag
along to the slicery?

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I've got a touch of cabin fever,

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and I'd really like...

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Are you insane?

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I wouldn't bring
you to the slicery

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if you were the last
person/cat on earth.

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Man, what's her problem?

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You are so self-centered

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even for a cat.

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How about we leave you alone

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to think about what you've done?

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And when Sabrina
comes back downstairs

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I suggest you apologize.

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Say you're sorry.

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Hmm. "I'm sorry."

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"I'm sorry."

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I'm sorry I didn't
think of this sooner.

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Oh... Harvey's gift.

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Hi. Sorry I'm late.

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That's okay.

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It's good for me to
read sports illustrated.

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Now I'll have something to talk
about it with my dad during church.

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Anyway, here... this is for you.

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Thanks, Harvey. It
was so sweet of you...

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Open it... please.

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I'm kind of nervous.

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About what?

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About whether you'll

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like it or not.

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I love it! It's beautiful.

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A silver necklace.

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Technically, it's a choker.

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I just learned that.

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Help me put it on?

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I hope it's the right size.

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My sister helped
me to pick it out

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and she's got a
neck like a linebacker.

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Your dad must be really proud.

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It looks pretty.

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Oh, hey, I've got

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something for you.

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Salem..?

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How did he get to this?

111
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My cat ruins everything.

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Hey, no big deal. I was
going to rip it open anyway.

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Here.

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Wow! A scarf!

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It's great!

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I made it myself.

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You knit?

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I made it myself.

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It fits.

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Hey, look...

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We both got each
other neck stuff.

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Number 17, your pizza's ready.

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That's us.

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I ordered "the Christmas pizza."

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With red and green peppers?

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Yep.

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So. This is the slicery.

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Man, what a dump.

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Hey, look... parsley.

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I think it's mistletoe.

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Mistletoe?

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Yeah, go ahead. Give her

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a Christmas kiss.

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I bet she'd like that.

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Wouldn't you?

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Okay.

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Is that what I think it is?

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What was that?

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Salem? I can't believe this.

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Who let a cat in?

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Sabrina, isn't that yours?

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He must have
crawled into my bag.

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This cat belongs to you?

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We don't allow animals in here.

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You let a mouse in.

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Uh, there's no mouse.

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I saw no mouse!

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Now, get that dirty
cat out of here.

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No, not through the front door.

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Cats are a health hazard.

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Take him through the kitchen.

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And don'tcome back!

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Who'd want to?

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"Dirty cat"?

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I was the cleanest
thing in the whole place.

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You are in so much trouble.

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I have never been so mad at you

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in my entire life.

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What's the big deal?
There was a mouse.

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I chased it. End of story.

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Not end if story. You got
me kicked out of the slicery.

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It's one place I
had a little privacy.

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Don't talk to me about privacy.

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I'm the one who
has to relieve himself

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in a box in the
middle of the kitchen.

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Do know how hard it is to
get that faraway stare going?

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Oh, like anyone's watching.

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Sabrina, are you back there?

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Harvey's coming. Now, be quiet.

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Oh, meow.

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I mean it.

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I got the pizza to go.

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Are you okay?

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No. I'm getting
attitude from my cat.

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Sometimes I wish I
could just [ Groaning] him!

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Come on. Cut him some slack.

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After all, his brain's
only the size of a walnut.

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[ Meowing]

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That's an excellent
point, Harvey.

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Sometimes I forget
he's just a stupidcat...

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A stupid, stupid, stupid cat.

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I feel better.

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Good. Come on.
I'll walk you home.

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Okay. Just give me a sec.

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No.salem, get in the bag.

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Get in the bag!

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Get lost, bi-ped.

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I don't need you to get home.

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Fine. Stay in the
trash for all I care.

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Let's go.

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You know, that's cute...
Talking to your cat.

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Yeah, if only I could
get him to listen...

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No, no...

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You can't make me.

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We agreed.

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You promised you would do

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the cooking this year.

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You're a much
better cook than I am.

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I have prepared Christmas
dinner for the last 280 years.

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It's your turn.

201
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But I... Hilda...

202
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You're not getting out of it.

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I hate cooking.

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Hello? Is anybody home?

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Monty!

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Monty...

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Glad tidings to all.

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I come bearing figgy pudding.

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And you're familiar

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with my familiar.

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Merry Christmas, newt.

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Newt: I forgot my fruitcake.

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You didn't mention you
were bringing an extra mouth.

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Hilda, how much can
one little newt eat?

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Besides, any friend of monty's
is welcomed in this house.

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Well, I'm delighted to
hear you say that, zelly

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because I have
something to declare.

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Come forth, my lovely.

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Ladies, meet Lulu.

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Happy holidays.

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Oh, it's awful cramped in there.

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Do you mind

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if I stretch?

224
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Isn't she a pip?

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Oh, she's "pippy," all right.

226
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Of course, she doesn't
have a nickel to her name.

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I wish I could have married
money, like Cole Porter

228
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but, lord help me,
I'm attracted to this.

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Hey.

230
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Man, I'm glad I
didn't invite Harvey in.

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Sabrina, you're just in
time to meet our guests.

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This is monty...

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Charmed.

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And Lulu.

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Hello.

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I can roll my tongue.

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Oh, and this is

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Salem's oldest and
dearest friend, newt.

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Oldest and dearest
friend, my tail.

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You know it's Salem's fault

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that I'm a salamander
in the first place.

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Newt was into Salem's
scheme for world domination.

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Wayinto it.

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Yeah, he promised me Denmark.

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So where's the dear
boy... Out canning around?

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Last I saw, he's in a
dumpster behind the slicery.

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He said he'd find
his own way home.

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You left him outside?

249
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You know he's a house pet.

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He'll be fine.

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Salem's the only cat in
town that can call a cab.

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♪ ...said barnacle
bill the sailor. ♪

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[ Chuckling]

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That's all the sea
chanteys I know.

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They must be plenty
worried about me now.

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Time to head home.

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Kitty, kitty, are
you all right?!

258
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You don't look hurt

259
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but I'd better take you
home to make sure.

260
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Zelda, you've really
outdone yourself.

261
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Delicious hot mulled cider.

262
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[ Giggling]: It tickles!

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[ Thumping]

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Did you hear something?

265
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I hope it's Salem.

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Tell him I'm still mad.

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Salem?

268
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No, it's just a bunch of
kids throwing snowballs.

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Watch out for the ice.

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Kids: Ow!

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Newt: Where is Salem, anyway?

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Probably out having
the time of his life.

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I can hear your heart, kitty.

274
00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:40,770
You're going to live!

275
00:09:40,810 --> 00:09:41,950
Rex, wash up.

276
00:09:41,980 --> 00:09:44,400
It's time for... dinner.

277
00:09:44,430 --> 00:09:45,220
What's that?

278
00:09:45,260 --> 00:09:46,460
A kitty.

279
00:09:46,500 --> 00:09:48,600
I see that, but
where'd he come from?

280
00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:50,670
He followed me
home. Can I keep him?

281
00:09:50,710 --> 00:09:53,500
Oh... you know how
your mom is about pets

282
00:09:53,530 --> 00:09:56,600
and we still don't know
where the snake is.

283
00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:58,190
I won't lose the kitty.

284
00:09:58,220 --> 00:09:58,770
Well...

285
00:09:58,810 --> 00:09:59,880
Please? It would be

286
00:09:59,910 --> 00:10:02,400
the best Christmas present ever.

287
00:10:02,430 --> 00:10:03,400
Keep him in your room.

288
00:10:03,430 --> 00:10:05,190
I'll talk to your mom
about it tomorrow.

289
00:10:05,220 --> 00:10:06,670
Right now she
has her family over.

290
00:10:06,710 --> 00:10:08,770
It's not a good time.

291
00:10:08,810 --> 00:10:11,150
Come on. Let's
get ready for dinner.

292
00:10:11,190 --> 00:10:12,740
Guess what I named him.

293
00:10:12,770 --> 00:10:13,290
What?

294
00:10:13,330 --> 00:10:14,430
Stinky.

295
00:10:14,460 --> 00:10:15,460
Okay.

296
00:10:17,740 --> 00:10:20,080
I got some names
for you, too, kid.

297
00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,080
Ooh!

298
00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:22,460
Phone...

299
00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:25,640
Isn't he marvelous?

300
00:10:25,670 --> 00:10:27,910
I just can't keep
my feet off of him.

301
00:10:27,950 --> 00:10:29,360
You seem really in love.

302
00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:32,980
Well, she's just
so darn flexible.

303
00:10:33,020 --> 00:10:35,080
I still think we should
have waited for Salem.

304
00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:37,050
It's not like him
to miss a meal.

305
00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:40,080
I hope he's okay.
It's getting cold out.

306
00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:41,500
He has a fur coat.

307
00:10:41,530 --> 00:10:42,150
Can we change the subject?

308
00:10:42,190 --> 00:10:44,740
Let's, uh... talk about...

309
00:10:44,770 --> 00:10:46,530
Monty!

310
00:10:46,570 --> 00:10:48,460
I want to know
everything about you.

311
00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:50,360
I was born in a lighthouse...

312
00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:51,360
[ Phone rings]

313
00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,190
I'll get it.

314
00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:54,050
A lighthouse?

315
00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:55,530
In Nebraska?

316
00:10:55,570 --> 00:10:58,220
It explains the hat.

317
00:10:58,260 --> 00:10:59,400
Hello?

318
00:10:59,430 --> 00:11:02,190
Oh, hi, Salem. Need a ride?

319
00:11:02,220 --> 00:11:05,220
Help me! I've been kidnapped
and I'm wearing a nightgown!

320
00:11:05,260 --> 00:11:06,360
What? Where are you?

321
00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:07,530
Some kid's room.

322
00:11:07,570 --> 00:11:09,400
He knocked me out
behind the slicery.

323
00:11:09,430 --> 00:11:11,600
I came to... just in
time... To see his house.

324
00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:14,050
It has a white door
and a Christmas wreath.

325
00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:15,400
Is this a joke?

326
00:11:15,430 --> 00:11:17,120
Hello? Who is this?

327
00:11:17,150 --> 00:11:18,570
Sabrina. Do you have my cat?

328
00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:22,980
Sorry, Sabrina, he's mycat now.

329
00:11:23,020 --> 00:11:24,080
Wait! Don't hang up!

330
00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:25,710
The phone's not for stinky.

331
00:11:25,740 --> 00:11:27,260
Now, I have to go eat dinner

332
00:11:27,290 --> 00:11:30,640
but later on I'm going to
give you a nice, long bath

333
00:11:30,670 --> 00:11:35,460
so you'll be all
clean for Santa.

334
00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:39,360
What have I done?!

335
00:11:43,910 --> 00:11:44,980
Salem's been kidnapped.

336
00:11:45,020 --> 00:11:46,360
Kidnapped? by who?

337
00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,150
A little boy with a lisp.

338
00:11:48,190 --> 00:11:49,950
What does he want?
I'll pay whatever it is.

339
00:11:49,980 --> 00:11:51,500
He doesn't want
money. He wants Salem.

340
00:11:51,530 --> 00:11:53,600
But remember, I offered.

341
00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:54,950
Look, we have to get him back.

342
00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:56,190
Can we use magic to find him?

343
00:11:56,220 --> 00:11:58,950
You can't file a missing
witch's report for 24 hours.

344
00:11:58,980 --> 00:12:00,600
We can't wait a whole day.

345
00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:03,220
Calm down. We can look
for Salem the mortal way...

346
00:12:03,260 --> 00:12:04,570
What do we know?

347
00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:06,820
He's trapped in a house with a
white door and a Christmas wreath.

348
00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:08,190
Which in July would've helped us

349
00:12:08,220 --> 00:12:10,220
but right now we
need more information.

350
00:12:10,260 --> 00:12:12,290
He's also wearing a nightgown.

351
00:12:12,330 --> 00:12:14,190
Interesting but irrelevant.

352
00:12:14,220 --> 00:12:16,020
We should return to
the scene of the crime.

353
00:12:16,050 --> 00:12:18,980
The alley behind
the slicery. Let's go.

354
00:12:19,020 --> 00:12:19,840
We'll go with you.

355
00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:21,290
I'm stuck!

356
00:12:21,330 --> 00:12:22,430
Uh, plan b...

357
00:12:22,460 --> 00:12:24,050
We'll hold down the fort.

358
00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:29,880
♪ God rest ye merry gentlemen

359
00:12:29,910 --> 00:12:32,840
♪ let nothing you dismay

360
00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:34,570
I'm so alone.

361
00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:36,020
[ Sobbing]

362
00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:43,770
Hello?

363
00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:49,120
They're all closed
up for the holidays.

364
00:12:49,150 --> 00:12:50,810
Where's hilda?

365
00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:52,950
No Salem, but I
found a lot of crust.

366
00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:53,740
What's with people?

367
00:12:53,770 --> 00:12:54,880
It's my favorite part.

368
00:12:54,910 --> 00:12:56,260
We've got trash and more trash.

369
00:12:56,290 --> 00:12:57,220
We have nothing.

370
00:12:57,260 --> 00:12:59,950
He's our only eyewitness,
and he's no help.

371
00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:02,740
Well, we haven't asked.

372
00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:07,400
Hey, what's going on?

373
00:13:07,430 --> 00:13:08,430
Coolio.

374
00:13:08,460 --> 00:13:09,120
Cool.

375
00:13:09,150 --> 00:13:10,770
We need some information.

376
00:13:10,810 --> 00:13:13,080
Oh, as you can see,
that's right up my alley.

377
00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:15,430
We were wondering
if you'd seen our cat.

378
00:13:15,460 --> 00:13:16,840
Hanging out in this alley

379
00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:17,840
I see a lot of cats.

380
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,570
So you got to be more specific.

381
00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:20,600
Well, he's a black cat

382
00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:22,430
about this tall

383
00:13:22,460 --> 00:13:24,080
and he talks.

384
00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:26,460
Oh, the talking cat.

385
00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:27,530
I remember him.

386
00:13:27,570 --> 00:13:29,570
He was singing sea chanteys.

387
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,400
Then he got hit by a bike.

388
00:13:31,430 --> 00:13:33,220
He got hit? Was he hurt?

389
00:13:33,260 --> 00:13:35,710
No, but the kid took
him home just to be sure.

390
00:13:35,740 --> 00:13:36,810
Which way did they go?

391
00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:39,670
Um, down that
way and to the left.

392
00:13:39,710 --> 00:13:40,150
Did you see

393
00:13:40,190 --> 00:13:41,080
anything else?

394
00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:43,910
Yeah. The kid's wheels
had a vanity plate.

395
00:13:43,950 --> 00:13:45,880
Um, his name was Rex.

396
00:13:45,910 --> 00:13:47,950
Uh, that's Latin for king.

397
00:13:47,980 --> 00:13:50,740
Um, anyway, I got
to get back to work.

398
00:13:50,770 --> 00:13:53,670
So, um, are you guys
coming to the concert?

399
00:13:53,710 --> 00:13:55,340
It says it's sold out.
Can you get me tickets?

400
00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:57,640
Sorry, I'm just an alley poster.

401
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,400
Try a billboard.

402
00:13:59,430 --> 00:14:00,840
Merry Christmas.

403
00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:02,840
Thank you, Mr. Coolio.

404
00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:05,080
Word to your mother.

405
00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,120
Right.

406
00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:11,400
Okay, we're on his tail.

407
00:14:11,430 --> 00:14:12,500
Now we know who, when, how

408
00:14:12,530 --> 00:14:13,670
and sort of where.

409
00:14:13,710 --> 00:14:15,120
Let's start knocking on doors.

410
00:14:17,530 --> 00:14:21,360
[ "Jingle bell rock" playing]

411
00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:29,400
♪

412
00:14:50,260 --> 00:14:51,740
Salem?

413
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:04,980
I need a plan.

414
00:15:05,020 --> 00:15:06,600
What would MacGyver do?

415
00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:09,400
You know, if he were a cat.

416
00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:11,910
It's a crazy idea,
but it just might...

417
00:15:11,950 --> 00:15:13,600
No, that won't work.

418
00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:14,810
But that might.

419
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:20,260
Bye, grandma, see you next year!

420
00:15:20,290 --> 00:15:21,980
Stinky?

421
00:15:22,020 --> 00:15:23,810
Where are you, stinky?

422
00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:27,530
Yes!

423
00:15:30,740 --> 00:15:33,120
Oh, no! Stinky's gone!

424
00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:39,120
Oh, yay, stinky's back.

425
00:15:39,150 --> 00:15:40,640
I told you to keep
him in your room.

426
00:15:40,670 --> 00:15:42,290
I'm sorry, daddy.

427
00:15:42,330 --> 00:15:44,840
It'll never happen again.

428
00:15:46,460 --> 00:15:48,840
I'll make sure of that.

429
00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:49,460
[ Doorbell chimes]

430
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:51,740
I'll get it! I'll get it!

431
00:15:56,150 --> 00:15:57,260
What do you want?

432
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,530
I'm sorry to disturb you,
but I was looking for my cat

433
00:15:59,570 --> 00:16:00,920
and I was wondering
if you'd seen it.

434
00:16:00,950 --> 00:16:02,460
A cat?

435
00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:04,840
No, my mom won't
let me have a pet.

436
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,530
Okay. Thanks, anyway.

437
00:16:06,570 --> 00:16:09,670
Merry Christmas.

438
00:16:09,710 --> 00:16:10,950
You have a lisp.

439
00:16:10,980 --> 00:16:11,770
So?

440
00:16:11,810 --> 00:16:12,600
What's your name?

441
00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:13,500
None of your business.

442
00:16:13,530 --> 00:16:15,220
Rex, who's at the door?

443
00:16:15,260 --> 00:16:18,020
Rex? You have my cat.
Give me back my cat!

444
00:16:18,050 --> 00:16:19,190
What's going on here?

445
00:16:19,220 --> 00:16:20,290
Your son has my cat.

446
00:16:20,330 --> 00:16:21,950
No, I'm afraid you
must be mistaken.

447
00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:23,400
My little Rex
doesn't have a cat.

448
00:16:23,430 --> 00:16:25,260
See! look, I know he's lying.

449
00:16:25,290 --> 00:16:29,430
Salem! Salem? Sabrina?

450
00:16:29,460 --> 00:16:30,600
Can I just check his room?

451
00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:32,770
That's enough. Don't
make me call my husband.

452
00:16:32,810 --> 00:16:34,080
Go away!

453
00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:35,600
And merry Christmas.

454
00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:40,020
It's all my fault.

455
00:16:40,050 --> 00:16:41,460
I never should've
left him alone.

456
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,980
He'll be okay.

457
00:16:43,020 --> 00:16:44,330
Even before he was a cat

458
00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:46,050
Salem always landed on his feet.

459
00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:48,290
If it weren't for
me, he'd be home.

460
00:16:48,330 --> 00:16:49,710
I could kick myself.

461
00:16:49,740 --> 00:16:51,150
I cankick myself.

462
00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:54,120
Can we focus?

463
00:16:54,150 --> 00:16:55,810
We have five witches and a newt.

464
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,100
We should be able
to do something.

465
00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:57,980
I've got it.

466
00:16:58,020 --> 00:17:00,460
We all hide inside a
giant wooden horse.

467
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:02,910
Mmm. That worked
so well the last time.

468
00:17:02,950 --> 00:17:05,430
What if I used my magic to pop
into the house and grab Salem?

469
00:17:05,460 --> 00:17:06,770
Too risky.

470
00:17:06,810 --> 00:17:09,030
If the little boy sees you, you're
caught. How will you explain?

471
00:17:09,050 --> 00:17:12,080
I wouldn't... I'd just
knock himas I could.

472
00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:13,500
Oh, good plan.

473
00:17:13,530 --> 00:17:15,430
Bad plan.

474
00:17:15,460 --> 00:17:17,570
Well, maybe I just
got a better one.

475
00:17:23,050 --> 00:17:24,910
Who's that?

476
00:17:24,950 --> 00:17:26,400
Santa.

477
00:17:26,430 --> 00:17:27,980
Is that you?

478
00:17:28,020 --> 00:17:29,950
Ho, ho, ho.

479
00:17:29,980 --> 00:17:31,980
The other kids
said you didn't exist

480
00:17:32,020 --> 00:17:34,080
but I knew you did... I knew it.

481
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:36,530
Yeah, yeah... listen,
Rex, we need to talk.

482
00:17:36,570 --> 00:17:37,740
Did you bring me presents?

483
00:17:37,770 --> 00:17:38,770
Yeah, I did.

484
00:17:38,810 --> 00:17:39,810
Ho, ho, ho.

485
00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:42,710
I, uh... I brought you a, uh...

486
00:17:42,740 --> 00:17:44,120
Spatula.

487
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:44,910
And...

488
00:17:44,950 --> 00:17:47,910
This, uh, Neil
diamond boxed set.

489
00:17:47,950 --> 00:17:48,880
Neil diamond?

490
00:17:48,910 --> 00:17:51,050
Didn't you get my fax?

491
00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:52,460
You'll get more
presents tomorrow.

492
00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:54,500
Right now though, I
need to talk to your cat.

493
00:17:54,530 --> 00:17:55,710
Why do you want stinky for?

494
00:17:55,740 --> 00:17:57,460
Well, see, you
got the wrong cat.

495
00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:59,770
Actually he belongs to
this sweet little blonde girl

496
00:17:59,810 --> 00:18:01,050
who misses him very much.

497
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,460
Tough luck.

498
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,330
Well, if that's how
you feel about it

499
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:08,910
then let me just give, uh,
stinky his Christmas present.

500
00:18:10,220 --> 00:18:11,880
It's in the bag.

501
00:18:11,910 --> 00:18:13,330
In the bag.

502
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:14,710
Hint, hint, hint.

503
00:18:15,950 --> 00:18:17,290
Yay, lots of houses to hit.

504
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,740
See you next year.

505
00:18:18,770 --> 00:18:20,950
But, Santa, you have my cat.

506
00:18:20,980 --> 00:18:21,710
Got to go.

507
00:18:21,740 --> 00:18:23,460
You can't steal my cat.

508
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:24,430
Watch me.

509
00:18:24,460 --> 00:18:29,020
Santa's stealing my cat!

510
00:18:29,050 --> 00:18:31,190
Rex, what's going on?

511
00:18:31,220 --> 00:18:33,770
Santa stole my cat.

512
00:18:33,810 --> 00:18:37,150
Oh, honey, no, no, you
must've been dreaming.

513
00:18:37,190 --> 00:18:38,640
You don't have a cat.

514
00:18:38,670 --> 00:18:40,360
No, I saw him. It was real.

515
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:42,810
He gave me this spatula.

516
00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:54,460
We're ho, ho, home.

517
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:57,400
Oh, Salem, merry
Christmas. You're back.

518
00:18:57,430 --> 00:18:58,670
Safe and sound.

519
00:18:58,710 --> 00:19:00,220
Salem: It isa wonderful life.

520
00:19:00,260 --> 00:19:00,670
And you know

521
00:19:00,710 --> 00:19:01,640
what I realized?

522
00:19:01,670 --> 00:19:02,740
There are worse places

523
00:19:02,770 --> 00:19:03,840
to be during the holidays

524
00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:05,570
than with your family.

525
00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:07,460
Hear, hear. Hear, hear.

526
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:09,530
Hooray.

527
00:19:09,570 --> 00:19:12,050
♪ Don we now our gay apparel

528
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:14,740
♪ fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la

529
00:19:14,770 --> 00:19:17,460
♪ toll the ancient
yuletide Carol ♪

530
00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:21,220
♪ fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.

531
00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:22,300
Well, it's after midnight.

532
00:19:22,330 --> 00:19:23,640
Let's exchange gifts.

533
00:19:23,670 --> 00:19:25,120
Salem: Psst.

534
00:19:25,150 --> 00:19:27,530
I got you something,
but it's upstairs.

535
00:19:30,050 --> 00:19:31,190
So where's my present?

536
00:19:31,220 --> 00:19:34,080
It's more of a promise
than a present.

537
00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:34,840
No present?

538
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:36,880
Wait. You'll like it.

539
00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:38,600
I promise to appreciate you

540
00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:40,360
and respect your privacy.

541
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:41,400
From now on?

542
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,460
No. For like a week.

543
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:44,670
That's it?

544
00:19:44,710 --> 00:19:47,810
Okay, ten days, but
that's my final offer.

545
00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:48,840
Deal.

546
00:19:51,020 --> 00:19:52,120
For you.

547
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:53,460
A ring.

548
00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:55,460
Oh, it's beautiful.

549
00:19:57,710 --> 00:19:59,120
Marry me.

550
00:19:59,150 --> 00:19:59,880
I don't care

551
00:19:59,910 --> 00:20:02,120
if you're poor and
have no spine.

552
00:20:02,150 --> 00:20:03,120
Marry me.

553
00:20:03,150 --> 00:20:06,150
Monty, I would
love to be your wife.

554
00:20:06,190 --> 00:20:07,290
And here.

555
00:20:07,330 --> 00:20:08,880
This is for you.

556
00:20:08,910 --> 00:20:12,020
Oh. Oh, you shouldn't have.

557
00:20:12,050 --> 00:20:14,710
Oh, dear, this is a
solid gold cigarette case.

558
00:20:14,740 --> 00:20:16,600
But you're a circus act.

559
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:17,980
How could you afford this?

560
00:20:18,020 --> 00:20:19,460
Oh, I forgot to tell you.

561
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:21,290
My dad's loaded.

562
00:20:21,330 --> 00:20:22,290
Oh.

563
00:20:22,330 --> 00:20:23,880
Oh, dear girl.

564
00:20:23,910 --> 00:20:26,050
This isthe best Christmas ever.

565
00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:28,360
I'd like to propose a toast.

566
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:30,600
To family...

567
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:32,020
And to friends.

568
00:20:33,740 --> 00:20:36,500
All: Merry Christmas.

569
00:20:36,530 --> 00:20:39,290
And to all a good newt.

570
00:20:41,050 --> 00:20:43,050
I think Salem's really
happy to be home.

571
00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:45,670
Yeah, he's been having
a great time all morning.

572
00:20:45,710 --> 00:20:48,080
Next year I don't think
I'll bother to buy him a gift.

573
00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:49,570
This is good.

574
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:51,050
This is so good.

575
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:54,020
Oh, the wrapping...
Greens and reds.

576
00:20:54,050 --> 00:20:55,150
Ohhh...

577
00:20:55,190 --> 00:20:57,050
This is the best Christmas ever.

578
00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:58,670
It is great to be home!

579
00:20:58,710 --> 00:21:01,360
Ohh, yes, yes, yes!

580
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,770
I think he likes my paper best.

581
00:21:03,810 --> 00:21:08,150
[ Imitating motor]

582
00:21:08,190 --> 00:21:09,810
Honey, don't you want to ride

583
00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:11,150
your new motocross bike?

584
00:21:11,190 --> 00:21:13,150
No.

585
00:21:13,190 --> 00:21:13,810
Well, you haven't played

586
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:14,530
with your new basketball.

587
00:21:14,570 --> 00:21:15,680
How about a little one on one.

588
00:21:15,710 --> 00:21:16,330
No!

589
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:17,430
How about your new train?

590
00:21:17,460 --> 00:21:18,050
No!

591
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:18,880
Your dump truck?

592
00:21:18,910 --> 00:21:19,640
No!

593
00:21:19,670 --> 00:21:20,460
Volcano?

594
00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:21,290
No!

595
00:21:21,330 --> 00:21:23,500
Rex, give daddy the spatula.

596
00:21:23,530 --> 00:21:25,770
No. Santa gave it to me.

597
00:21:25,810 --> 00:21:28,050
It's the best
Christmas present ever.

598
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:30,330
He loves it so much.

599
00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:31,220
Where'd he get it?

600
00:21:31,260 --> 00:21:32,570
Well, I guess the same place

601
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,840
he got that Neil diamond cd.

602
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:35,880
Hey, dad, will you put on

603
00:21:35,910 --> 00:21:37,530
"sweet Caroline" again?

604
00:21:37,570 --> 00:21:39,050
No! no!